Introduction to Bidet Toilet Seats
It is our lot in life to poop. We eat stuff, digest it, and then the waste must be expelled. That’s just the way it is, which means we are destined to spend a not-insignificant portion of our time sitting on the porcelain throne. So why not make that as pleasant an experience as possible? And if your toilet seat can make the experience better, cleaner, and more comfortable, then does it not deserve its own throne?
The Brondell Swash Thinline T44
Behold the Brondell Swash Thinline T44, the best bidet seat I’ve ever sat on. And for $700, it had better be. The price may seem steep, but the features and quality of the T44 make it well worth the investment.
The Good
The T44 has several features that make it stand out from other bidet toilet seats. These include:
- Best-looking, lowest-profile bidet toilet seat out there
- Cleans incredibly thoroughly
- Ultra comfortable
The Bad
While the T44 is an excellent bidet toilet seat, there are a few areas where it could be improved. These include:
- Difficult to change some of the lower-level settings
- Wish the air dryer dried better
- Occasional compatibility issues with Squatty Potty
How Bidet Toilet Seats Work
The T44 is a bidet toilet seat, which fits on your toilet bowl, connects to the water supply line, and washes your butt. They can be as cheap and simple as something that blasts you with cold water when you open a valve. The Thinline T44, from San Francisco-based company Brondell, is on the other end of the spectrum.
Features of the T44
The T44 has a heated seat, instantly heated water (temperature adjustable) to clean your backside, a separate jet to clean your front side, and a hot air dryer, so you need very little toilet paper. The jets can also be repositioned or set to oscillate, and you can adjust the level of water pressure, too. It features a nightlight (three different colors), a deodorizing air filter, and self-cleaning jets. All of this is managed via a sleek remote control, with a cradle you can stick to the wall within easy arm’s reach.
Comparison to Other Bidet Toilet Seats
I am not a bidet rookie here. I reviewed one (actually from Brondell) 13 years ago, and I’ve been a convert ever since. I also just spent three weeks traveling around Japan, where nearly every toilet (including those on high-speed trains) has a bidet seat attached. Nearly all of them are made by Toto, and they range from the most basic water sprayers to full toilets with integrated bidets. The T44 stands out from other bidet toilet seats due to its slim design, comfortable seating, and advanced features.
Installation and Setup
Installing the Swash Thinline T44 is easier than you would expect. Simply remove your old seat and close the water supply valve. Flush the toilet to empty the tank and then disconnect the water supply line. Install the included hose with the T-connector between the valve and the tank. Mount the seat on the toilet, connect the hose to the bidet, turn the water back on, check for drips, plug in the power, and you’re good to go.
Conclusion
The Brondell Swash Thinline T44 is an excellent bidet toilet seat that offers a range of features and benefits. While it may have a few minor drawbacks, the advantages far outweigh the disadvantages. If you’re looking to upgrade your toilet experience, the T44 is definitely worth considering. With its slim design, comfortable seating, and advanced features, it’s the perfect addition to any bathroom. So why not give it a try and experience the comfort and cleanliness that it has to offer?
